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by **Paul** Sat 26 Sep 2015, 8:29 am

Re: Where are the Flags ?

By Bertasion in Valley of the Sun Casual Club

The other day upon the heather fair
I hit a flagstick that was not there.
I saw it's shadow and heard the clank
but where it stood was just a blank.
It was not there again today.
I wonder when it will come back and stay. Brian

by **Paul** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 5:15 pm

Bertasion

86 Posts
10-08-2015 5:43 PM
Here's an oldie about the things you can say around Halloween that sound dirty, but aren't.
What did you get in the sack?
Once you get under the sheet start moaning.
Just hop on the broomstick and ride it.
The small suckers are gone in just a few licks.
You scared me stiff.
Quit screwing around on the porch.
Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.
Can I eat your nuts?
They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth on you.
Can I have your nuts?
I bobbed and I bobbed but I couldn't get my mouth around it.

She's a goblin.
I'm hoping to get something in the sack tonight.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it will last a lot longer.
Let me see your sack.
It was so big and heavy that I had to use both hands.
Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
I get the best pieces at that house.
Just get on your knees and bob with your head.
And my favorite. . .all courtesy the Letterman Show. . .
He's got Candy spread on the living room floor.

by **Paul** Thu 07 Jan 2016, 10:50 pm

TinysTeeShot

72 Posts
01-06-2016 11:04 AM

Thats a great score you got in RC's vacation open!!!
WTG My friend!
Tiny
UZiBerlin

76 Posts
01-06-2016 11:59 AM

Tim, you scared me to death with your headline. My mother used to start with "Oh, my God!" when I did something terribly wrong.
Thanks for your support. As far as I know I have to reproduce this score another 48 times to become a legend, so it is a long way to go. And I wouldn't be too surprised if some of the real artists of this game are going to beat me anyway.
pdb1

7,350 Posts
01-06-2016 7:17 PM

Lol . It got your attention didn't it ? LMAO
UZiBerlin

76 Posts
01-07-2016 10:18 AM

It most certainly did, no question about it.
pdb1

7,350 Posts
01-07-2016 11:29 AM

OMG Urs!!!!!!!!
Nice job Tiny .
LMMFAO